Mud Pups

Really saggy breasts on a woman over 45. Picture if Droopy Dog was in a titty form.

Do your mud pups hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a Dr. Dangles soldier? DO YOUR MUD PUPS HANG LOW?

by Sophie Spitz March 21, 2017

Mud farmer

A Mud farmer is a person who rides there tractor thru the mud for entertainment

Look at that mud farmer driving his craftsman mower thru the mud hole.

by Mud farmer October 24, 2020

Mud Gulping

The act of eating or drinking diarrhea.

Bill likes mud gulping and does it with his boyfriend Michael all the time.

by BillPako February 15, 2010

mud hams

Huge pair of natural tits good for shitting on

Occasionally Tim looks for a girl with a good set of mud hams to spice it up a bit

by Richard Hangslow September 25, 2018

mud dropping

To excrete fecal matter while standing up.

I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did some mud dropping on the way home last night.

by Avolin February 19, 2003

butt mud

A sludge like matter that flows from one's anal crack, usually initiated by a upset stomach. See also

Man, that Randi Roads radio show really gives me butt mud!

by Jay Vinson November 16, 2006

Mud Puppy

A derogatory term used to describe the mixed race offspring of a multi-racial couple.

"Here comes another fat ugly white chick and her 5 ft. 4 inch tall wetback husband. Oh how nice, they even have a mud puppy."

by zombiemaster666 July 13, 2009