the poopyest man ever

The poopyest man ever is Tom, so there

Person 1 “who is the poopyest man ever?”
Person 2 “Tom ”

by Joe_is_lovely15 April 15, 2023

prettiest boy ever

sajjad 😞🫶 fuck he’s so handsome words don’t mean NOTHING compared to him, nothing rounds up to explain how perfect he is. His smile, his laugh, his eyes, he’s so finee, everything about this boy is going to be the death of me 🫶

he is the prettiest boy ever.

by munknight April 20, 2023

Best Boyfriend Ever

justice!

friend: who is that?
me: oh! that’s just the best boyfriend ever!

by anonymous May 2, 2023

ever so kind

ever so kind,

ever so kind.

by Debskelly1985 May 6, 2023

Cutest Person Ever

As evidence suggests, Katherine is the cutest person in the whole wide universe.

Katherine's cuteness is can only be defined by the cutest person ever to exists

by FactsofUniverse December 6, 2022

prettiest boy ever

jayden

"who is the prettiest boy ever?"
"jayden."

by astrologicalst4r December 26, 2022

Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.

Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023