hodge

shortened version of Hodgenville, birthplace of the late Abraham Lincoln. Used to transition to a different subject in conversation.

chico: do you want to be my girlfriend?
chica: hmm hodge, please?

by habamttons January 31, 2007

to hodge

to hodge is to be a gay chav who bosses people around and jizzes over ccf

i hodged Sergeant Pinchourself

by cls April 28, 2005

sonic the hedgehog

thee act of trimming your bush

"I no longer Sonic the Hedgehog"

by Jephi December 9, 2008

Hodgemoto

A person who thinks that they are cool but are in fact a really huge fag.

Wow look at that guy over there. He's such a hodgemoto.

by Larry Vagina January 17, 2009

Hedgemonkey

Hedgemonkey - a long haired, pikey-esque, smelly inferior human being. Often seen as an old 80's rocker listening to too much wack metal.

You know that Andrew W.K., he's a right fucking hedgemonkey

by Kunkyape January 22, 2009

hedgediving

jumping or diving into a hedge usually when intoxicated and all messed up
started in portadown in 2004 by robert reid neil bicker andrew chambers and a few others it has quickly grown ito a major weekend sport on a night out and in portadwon college it is certainly seen as legendary status

i went hedgediving on saturday while messy it is nice

by Chambers69 October 6, 2006

bustle in your hedgerow

Mad props to Ken Di Cosmo for the definition and clarification.

No example

by weave January 10, 2004