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Wet Homosexual

a homosexual that has been made wet by the bathroom.
my friend who was a dry homosexual, hopped in to the shower and once they came out turned into a wet homosexual.
by sofasodapop July 2, 2022
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Malaysian Homosexual

A confused individual who is fat, yellow, ugly and dresses in Ecko Jeans and Kiss T-shirts; while criticizing others for dressing properly. Listens to rap while criticizing others for listening to bluegrass and ambient music. No sense of style or music, and spends all his time on the world wide web; and has ZERO ATTENTION SPAN. Behaves like a high school kid and dresses like one too. HABITUALLY CREATES GOSSIP ABOUT HIS ENEMIES AND MAKES FAKE DEFINITIONS FOR HIS ENEMIES NAMES on urban dicitonary. For the record, the guy calls his father Rudolph - very disrespectful. And Frandly was the former first name of Joseph Frandly Cornet, he just changed his first name in the 1990s.
Jimmy: Hey Tyrone! You know that Malaysian Homosexual creating fake definitions for people on Urban Dictionary?

Asher: Yeah! We're going to beat the shit out of him.
by Mirna the Whore January 6, 2024
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polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.
Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
by ghost.png February 2, 2024
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The Homosexual Squat

Sitting/squatting with your legs together, arms at your sides, back slightly arched but otherwise good posture. It's a compact pose.
"Oh no, Mikey's doing the homosexual squat again."

"Fellas, is it gay to sit?"
"Only if you're doing the homosexual squat like Nicole over there."
by nic.mp3 March 20, 2024
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4000 times worse than ur mom gay, ur dad a lesbian and your sister is a mister, everytime you say it a planet explodes
Guy 1: ur sister is a mister
Guy 2: you're grandfather homosexual
*earth fucking explodes*
by MeMemMEmEMembIGboooy May 11, 2018
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your family reunion a homosexual communion

The worst comeback that hits everything from "ur mom gay" to "your family tree LGBT"
Example:
Al:Fuck you Matt!

Matt:Ur mom gay!
Al:Ur granny tranny
Matt:ur family tree LGBT!
Al:(heavy breathing) your family reunion a homosexual communion
(Matt gets butthurt and flies away from his own farts)

Sam:Haha Bill! Wanna know how I roasted Hugh?
Bill: hahaha yes! How it was?
Sam:Well he started with typical phrase like ur mom gay and so on and I finished him with my ultimate new rekt phrase
Bill:What did you say?
Sam: I said your family reunion a homosexual communion!!!
Bill:Whahshwhshdifpsldkdjhshah lmao
Sam:Yeah I know, He was so rekted that flew away from his own fart!
Bill: Aaaa that's what happened last Friday? I thought it was an earthquake or something
Sam: Yeah he bombing harder than Afgahnistan!
by Adolf Hidler March 27, 2018
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