Hidden Treasure

When a girl with a hairy pussy hides a yogo in her bush. Then then man has to find it without using his hands.

Bobby found hidden treasure inside of his mom's bush

by Chris D.L. June 30, 2007

hide

A male who has a much higher social status than any other male in the room or at the social gathering.

The guy every other guy is jealous of. Use as an adjective.

Joe- "Dude, that guy in the leopard print disco shirt is a hundred times more hide than me or you!"

Odd Friend 1- "No shiste. That's probably why he's railing that hot blonde."

Odd Friend 2- "Yeah..."

by joethefunulator June 23, 2010

Hide Yah Kids

Hide Yah Kids is an internet game available on the Newgrounds.com portal adapted from the famous Antoine Dodson adventure against the Lincoln Park Rapist

Wannabe Thug: DAMN MAN!!! That MOFO Rapist certainly ain't gonna get my family as long as I press "A"!

Real Thug: Hide Yah Kids is for pussies, dude...

by Wal-zip September 28, 2010

hide and go fuck yourself

When one has no friends, and another tells him to go play hide and go fuck yourself, or perform the act of masturbation

He told me to go play hide and go fuck yourself, so I did!

by farttroll February 27, 2003

Hiddernism

Stealth Hedonism - the act of following a life dictated by a pursuit of pleasure, though in an unassuming though assured stealth like manner.

hiddernist n.

Perhaps undercover sex show visits?

Think secret indulgences.

eg. I suspect he believes in hiddernism.

eg. I think she's a hiddernist.

by Dinosaw July 13, 2006

Hidden valley hurricane

The act of buying hidden valley ranch and pouring it on the penis and shaft and making sure to completely covered in the white gold we call ranch. Then your partner proceeds to make a swirling motion up your shaft with their mouth so it looks like the pictures you see of a hurricane on tv. The faster you do it the better it looks and feels. So make sure to give them that "sloppy toppy".

Jen came home and told Dustin she bought the family sized ranch dressing so she can give him the "hidden valley hurricane" all night long.

by Zayk47 December 1, 2018

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper

When a bowel movement at work that is so heinous in odor and volume that the dumper is inclined to lift his legs up into the crouching position so that no one will identify him by his shoes.

"I over-indulged at chili-fest last night, so this morning I had to pull a Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper."

by Va-JJ January 13, 2014