The helmet of destruction is deadly. Whoever wears it earns +5 Charisma and whoever their victim is dies and immediate death with one hit. The helmet should never be in the hands of a noob. Only the REAL ones should have it.
"Hey look! It's the Helmet of Destruction! Wait... why is Bobby looking at m-" Little Jimmy's last words.
by YeetusFeetusAbortusCompletus January 10, 2019
I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!
I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.
I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.
by kdawk August 04, 2018
Noun-
1. Female or male of promiscuous behavior that serves only as tool for ejaculate disposal
2. Any various form of protective covering for the head (Ie, worn by soldiers, firefighters, divers, cyclists, Penis's etc.)
3. Anything resembling a helmet in form or position
4. Trucker slang~ A female passanger in a commercial vehicle(rider)
Adjective-
1. Used to describe a Personality, Appearance, Situation, etc
Verb-
1. Action, event, or state of mind
1. Female or male of promiscuous behavior that serves only as tool for ejaculate disposal
2. Any various form of protective covering for the head (Ie, worn by soldiers, firefighters, divers, cyclists, Penis's etc.)
3. Anything resembling a helmet in form or position
4. Trucker slang~ A female passanger in a commercial vehicle(rider)
Adjective-
1. Used to describe a Personality, Appearance, Situation, etc
Verb-
1. Action, event, or state of mind
1. (noun) When I get off of work Im gonna go to the bar find me a Helmet Hel-mit.
2. (noun) Man, I cant this Helmet Hel-mit off my D!*#!!!!
3. (adj) I know, shes been a helmet since I met her.
4. (adj) She sure look like a damn Helmet Hel-mit!!!
5. (verb) All the Helmet Hel-mit in the house im gettin it fo sho!!
6. (verb) Helmet Hel-mit party drunk white women for everyone!!!!!!!
2. (noun) Man, I cant this Helmet Hel-mit off my D!*#!!!!
3. (adj) I know, shes been a helmet since I met her.
4. (adj) She sure look like a damn Helmet Hel-mit!!!
5. (verb) All the Helmet Hel-mit in the house im gettin it fo sho!!
6. (verb) Helmet Hel-mit party drunk white women for everyone!!!!!!!
by MetalVero420/Cracky McCrackinz May 23, 2013
Pie made from the orange Jack-O-Lantern helmet that Charlie Brown wore in the minnie-bike race; the toasted seeds of which are also a fall favorite.
Enough of that there turkey ma! I gotta save me some room for that helmet pie that aunt Nadine brung!
by Bruce Bever November 10, 2003
When your partner takes laxatives, finds a high place, and proceeds to defecate on your head. Thereby forming a helmet.
Person 1: Did you hear? Kai loves getting Ukrainian helmets after a long day of work.
Person 2: Yeah, last time he got one inside a church. How disgusting!
Person 1: agreed.
Person 2: Yeah, last time he got one inside a church. How disgusting!
Person 1: agreed.
by BushLover123 May 30, 2025
A Ukrainian helmet is where a woman goes on a higher platform and proceeds to defecate on her partner who is standing below her, the faecal matter landing on the males head, thus creating a Ukrainian helmet.
by BushLover123 May 12, 2025