It is a combination between a Roman Soldier Helmet and a Heat Pump where in the midst of delivering a Roman Soldier Helmet the male takes either and accidental or purposeful shit on the victims forehead. Thus delivering a hot steamer on their face.
"Thank god we had a load of wet wipes in the next room over because after a few drinks my boyfriend got real wild and gave me A Russian Heat Helmet. It made quite the mess."
by Zeek Shop December 7, 2021
Get the Russian Heat Helmetmug. 1. shave your head
2. cover it in baby oil
3. from a distance of about 10 feet, run right into your girlfriend's vagina
2. cover it in baby oil
3. from a distance of about 10 feet, run right into your girlfriend's vagina
that is a helmet
by ffffffffffffefffffffffffffffff November 20, 2009
Get the helmetmug. A protective hat placed over a person's head to protect their skull. Helmets are used for multiple occasions. From the Bronze age of the Romans who used helmets as protection against arrows or even blows from swords, to the present eras of modern history such as WWI and WWII as well as modern day militia standards of protecting and preventing bullet penetration against the skull. It is usually heavily padded enough to be light weight but to provide substantial protection. In sport's terms, it is normally plastic or leather and is used to protect the head against impacts from a ball or impact with another person.
If it wasn't for John's helmet in the football game, his head would be pulp.
Soldier: Heads down and arse up boys.... David put on your bloody helmet or you won't be with us no more.
Soldier: Heads down and arse up boys.... David put on your bloody helmet or you won't be with us no more.
by SomeMemekidxd December 7, 2018
Get the Helmetmug. by PapaJBranford June 4, 2010
Get the broken helmetmug. by afoxinthehole January 21, 2012
Get the Chinese Helmetmug. Christ , Sharon - you should have seen how purple his boabys helmet went when I tickled his ballsack
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
Get the boabys helmetmug. 