Stephen Hawking

When getting a sloppy hummer while having your prostate speedbagged by a tiny midget’s index finger..you bust a nut so hard you nearly faint, grunt loudly and uncontrollably shit the bed… all while your face and hands contort to resemble famed theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking.

“Bro..last night I swiped right on this sus skank and end up Stephen Hawking all over the back seat of her accessible Chrysler minivan”

by Mick Hockiner October 19, 2022

Mr. Hawk

fine ass substitute with really nice chest hair.

looks like jimmy fallon

I wish Mr. Hawk would come and substitute our class again

by fho May 23, 2006

Hudson Hawk

to repeatedly save your video game progress because of the high difficulty of the game; sometimes it's necessary to save even after you overcome the smallest obstacle

After you defuse that bomb in the underwater level I recommend that you Hudson Hawk that shit.

by BadDewd April 4, 2003

tony hawk

Someone who "skates" out of doing crappy/unwanted jobs

Fucking jimmy just tony hawked out of cleaning the toilet!

by angryspec2 December 13, 2006

Chicken Hawk

One who steals birds from punkass bitches and sells them for himself. Not the faggot shit everybody has listed. BITCHES!!!
iE Suicidal Por Vida!

Chicken hawk see a bird then I got to get it...

by FuckU October 8, 2005

Mike hawk

some corny word a middle schooler puts in kahoot!

teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username

classmate: giggles

other student: stfu that’s not funny at all

by greedier jesus January 5, 2022

Mul-Hawk

A term used to describe when a mohawk creeps down the back of the neck...making it 1/2 mohawk and 1/2 mullet...thus becoming the mul-hawk!!

The mohawk portion of this do speaks of total business up front (and on top)...but it's all about parties out back!!

We saw a dude at a Cubs game that had a nice mohawk going...but he turned his head to reveal a nice mullet finish on the bottom...SCARY STUPH!! Thus, the Mul-Hawk was born!

by Grac-ee August 18, 2011