Handsexual

A strong attraction to the human hand in a sexual manner. Unlike a hand fetish, Handsexuals have a sexual attraction to only hands. Gender is not needed for a Handsexual, which most Handsexuals rejoice over

Handsexual

by Napnod January 14, 2016

Back hander lander

When you purposely run the back of your hand across a female's breast or buttocks while passing by (or reaching to grab something else). Works best in bars and crowded country concerts.

"I am going to back hander lander so many broads tonight"

by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012

one hander

A woman or girl, not a chick (because chicks are hot), that scores below a 5 on the chick-hotness scale. Therefor can be counted on one hand.

Leanne is a one hander, even if she tries to slut it up she still can't muster the numbers to carry over to the second hand.

by waj_tastic November 15, 2010

Caught Red Handed

When fingering a girl, in a lowly lit room, and she starts menstrating. Once the lights come on, the dude observes that his hand, wrist, and maybe even forearm is covered in blood, therefore he was "caught red handed"

Dude, that chick was slamming, and I thougt that she was getting soooo wet for me, until I turned the lights on and realized I was caught red handed...total boner kill.

by scrandel January 16, 2011

left-handed

to steal. when paying at the counter of a store use your right hand to do all the movement and keep the other goods you want to steal down by your side with your left hand. If they ask about it simply say "OH, i forgot i was hold it!"

I payed for this gum, but i left-handed the juice.

by analjam September 28, 2006

hansen

the most horrible band in music history.

The hansen only got one audience member for its show.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

ass handed

1) someone who shoots shit from their hand


2) someone that sits on their hands

3) When someone challenges a far superior force and loses without a single high point. The superior force will act as if it is business as usual, and will not gloat about their victory.

The fucktard in the corvette got his ass handed to him by a mini-cooper when he dared drive his yank tank on tighter european roads.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004