Armenian Handshake

While a girl is sleeping you shave your pubes, then jizz on her face and when she wakes up you throw the pubes on and around her face.

My girlfriend ate the big piece of chicken, so I waited til she fell asleep and gave her an Armenian Handshake.

by kudaze July 27, 2010

cincinatti handshake

when someone(i.e. your neighbor's kid) offers you their hand and its full of poo.

My neighbor's little baby walked up to me offering a cincinatti handshake, a handful of something. As I looked closer I realized the texture looked strange and I suddenly saw that she had a handful of shit.

by frankinscense March 4, 2010

Mexican Handshake

Hand job + hot sauce = Mexican Handshake

It is customary to end an interview with a firm handshake. Note: a Mexican Handshake will severely reduce one's chances of landing the desired job. Unless the interviewer is into that sort of thing.

by Amateur Dentist December 18, 2009

Long Island Handshake

A manual anal stimulation technique whereby the gentleman inserts four fingers, pinky at bottom... index on top, into the ladies rectum. The move is fully executed when the thumb has been inserted into the vagina and the man's hand is shook vertically as if introducing himself to the lady. A quick way to remember this technique is "four in the stink, thumb in her pink."

My new neighbor introduced me to his wife so to be polite I gave her a Long Island Handshake.

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Nothing relaxes Suzy more after a long day at the office, than a nice glass of wine and a Long Island Handshake from her boyfriend.

by sonny chiba December 26, 2006

the handshake

A variation to the shocker or bowling ball. The shocker's slogan is, "Two in the pink, one in the stink". The handshake is, "Four in the pink, one in the stink". As the name implies the action resembles a handshake.

Brie was tired of getting a shocker. She thought she was big enough for the handshake. When Curtis gave it to her, she screamed.

by Traviss August 5, 2006

Scoutmasters Handshake

Greeting another male by grabbing their genitals instead of their hand.

My neighbor gave me a scoutmasters handshake at the block party last summer...and every day since.

by dickpeterson, PI September 16, 2009

mormon handshake

Is when one Mormon goes out of his was to help another Mormon. The one that needs the help is the one that does the handshaking by chocking on the other cock. Long and hard.

Rich lost his job and needs money so he calls his Mormon brother for a job. After the Mormon handshake he gets the job. Usually with more pay the all the other coworkers.

by Shrek6840 November 12, 2013