Jump it and hump it

A statement used to tell one to fornicate his female counter part without prior notice or with out her concent. also know as rape.

God: What did u do w/ that mary magdolin lady?
Jesus: NOTHING DAD!!
Mosses: Jump it and Hump it!!! WOOOT

by WWT SKATER July 26, 2006

dry hump

sex or sex-like actions without orgasm

An attractive, perky blonde lap dancer gives many dry humps to customers

by Adam August 2, 2006

Work humping

When the two people at work hover each other all day

Hey can they answer that phone
No there work humping

by Speedy1977 October 5, 2011

tele-hump

To telepathically hump or umph someone/some people, usually resulting in the ejaculation of semen into either sex's genitals.

I tele-humped Calvin after he gave me my birthday present.

by Lumi June 27, 2003

Hump Day

When you only have sexual songs stuck in your head on a Wednesday.

Friend: I can't get Bruno Mars' Versace on the Floor song out of my head.

Me: It's hump day so it's normal for sexual mood songs to be stuck in your head bruv.

by TheSaltmates February 7, 2018

hump day

started out in Vienna, VA as a huka-chilled day after school consisting of 3-15 of your closest friends. It later progressed (or digressed, as some may say) into a day in which you toked up before, during, and after school..then later passed out after your family appeased your munchies with dinner. One must wear greend on hump day in roder to officially celebrate. This year 4-20 just happens to fall on a hump day. Happy humpin humpers..

huka hump day can be celebrated not only with the preferred reefer. Healthy substitutes such as alcohol may suffice

by Narc April 19, 2005

ear humping

When clare boyle licks an ear in a strange way

'let me lick your ear!
No
haha just did

by J.A Magnier April 18, 2005