Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.

OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.

by Mr.BoneYourMom December 24, 2020

Hot pocket

When a female gets booked into custody with drugs stashed in her vagina.

Passat! Hey You! ... Did you come in here with a hot pocket? We could really use a fix!

by Detroitbluegirl November 20, 2021

triple hot pocket sundae

lol

"What should we eat for lunch?"
"A triple hot pocket sundae of course!"
"..What the fuck are you talking about?"

by hotmanwhoishot March 20, 2021

Fupa Hot Pocket

The fat folds between a woman's belly thats filled with lint and sweat.

Kate's fupa Hot Pocket was nasty and smelled like sweat.

by Pookie01201 September 9, 2021

Haubenreiser Hot Pocket

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill all of a woman's orifices with their meat and violently ejaculate their hot loads in her.

Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying that Haubenreiser Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!

by Jaron Aacobs December 22, 2024

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with your sister in a thermal blanket.

When I was thirteen I had an Alabama hot pocket with Abigail while our parents were in the other room.

by Milo the Cow August 18, 2022

Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018