Lake glider

Someone who skips rocks near or on bodies of water

Hey man .....tom is such a lake glider....

by Mrals November 21, 2016

anal glide

Anal glide is a soft liquid to get the Dick in the pussy

Dude did you buy the anal glide for tonight?

by Snsksk February 14, 2017

burrito guido

An individual who is considered unsophisticated, masculine, and from italian-hispani decent

That meathead is such a burrito Guido

by Burrito Guido July 12, 2017

grumpy Guido

An ill-tempered Italian.

Lorenzo is being a real grumpy Guido this morning.

by g#UNIT September 28, 2017

Fortnite Gliders

When one’s hair is shaped in a way that it swoops up around the ears

I wish I had hair like Bart, look at his Fortnite Gliders.

by Jeokss January 7, 2023

hairy hang glider

When a woman has a hairy vagina that has been abused so many times as a hang glider in emergency situations

This bitch has a hairy hang glider

by kingboy3 March 5, 2015

farmer’s glide

Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.

Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor

by Luwelyn.moss May 4, 2023