Digging a grave

When a guy falls asleep after masturbating and still holds his spent member in his hands. Semen on the person is optional, but a recently used jizzrag is preferred to still be in the area.

John came back after class and walked in on his roommate Craig who was digging a grave on their couch.

by ACoolT5 February 4, 2007

Gloversville

The asshole of the universe. An urban area in upstate NY that is overrun by crackheads and drunks and welfare families with daily baby momma drama. Full of busted ass buildings and out of work leather mills, dirty, scummy and home to the stupidest people on the planet.

"Have you ever been to Gloversville?" "Yeah, I came home with crabs, VD and a crack addiction"

by LRF518 December 17, 2008

government mule

It's what you get beat like when your in he middle of a slobberknocker, and if you don't have the guts to stick around you might run like a scalded dog with a case of the limber tail.

I have to to tell you that was one hell of a slobberknocker and Jaired got beat like a fuckin government mule.

by Suplie Pmac June 28, 2009

white-glove test

A test to certify completion or acceptability; administered in a manner and possibly by a party representing an almost inhuman ideal of precision, thouroughness, and attention to detail.

I detailed the car for hours, but the greasy steering wheel did me in during the white-glove test.

by imp777 January 26, 2004

Chinese Government

BULLSHIT it's the same thing

I don't know what did those fuckers done to the mainland china, but I know what it done to Taiwan.

Taiwan is not in WHO cause this shit gives a lot of money to WHO and claim Taiwan to agreed that Taiwan is a part of China.

There is a bunch of bad thing they done, but I'm just too mad and my English sucks so I can't type them all out.
btw, I'm from Taiwan! I'm Taiwanese!

me : what do you think about your government in China?
my Chinese classmate : Chinese Government is BULLSHIT, I can't say anything bad when I was in China, I finally could here (Australia})
me : *shocked* *happy* OH, I agreed you.

by 17 is me life is bullshit June 11, 2020

grovered

constantly having the worst of circumstances; having extreme unluckiness.

Charles is always getting grovered.

by Charles Arnold July 9, 2007

American Government

A nonexistent company of the free world

The american government shutdown

by Desidezdez October 6, 2013