Gopher

-In the wild, a gopher is a small rodent with big cheeks.

-However calling someone a gopher, can be used as a nickname meaning that the person is funny/cute with *most importantly* squishy cheeks.

1. The gopher in my backyard ate all my plants.

2. Have you seen *insert name*’s cheeks ?! *Person* is such a gopher !!!

by ItIsWednesdayMyDudes_ August 3, 2018

Gopher

One who gophs

Yo dude that gopher gophed my mom sooooo hard

by Sgt.Combustable August 26, 2018

gomper

big ass nipples

dude she had some big gompers

by weiner124 November 11, 2018

Goeroeging

To forcefully push someone behind a walking row and take their spot in the group.

Oh my gawd. You guys. Is he literally just goeroeging me. Such a son of a gun!

by Clxclxclx February 27, 2019

Goeroegial Harassment

Uncomfortable weird shut, that makes you uncomfortable.

He's rubbing my back while reading:goeroegial harassment

by Clxclxclx February 27, 2019

gobernante

When a guess is so horribly wrong that it doesn't even make sense.

Person 1: *shows a picture of a hippo*
Person 2: Is that a construction crane?
Person 1: Oh what a gobernante...

by TheBlyatMaker July 20, 2019

Gopher Buddy

A gopher buddy is a friendship between two people where you are able to be complete and total dumbasses together, and yet still find each other attractive no matter what faces you make towards each other.

Even though he a headass he still my gopher buddy!

"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."

by chiknmcfigginnugnet August 6, 2019