God

Fictional

"You know how God is real?"
"No. Stop."

by Pablo Sanchez The Pleb June 1, 2018

God

Does not exist, he's one fucked up bitch.

OMG I prayed so many fucking times to you God you old prune juice drinking bitch.

by Rogue Zombie YT May 30, 2018

God

This depends if ur religion

God is a lord to catholic’s

by Tellytubbie pie November 27, 2019

God

He loves you more than you’ll ever know.

The greatest love of all is God’s love for you.

by numbuh5 June 27, 2019

God

Owen Lockwood

Wow Owen Lockwood, the god, what a hottie

by Wut m8 May 27, 2017

God

A useless being that religious people believe in. It has never existed as there is no present day evidence except stupid fiction books.

At church
Priest: Who is God?
Kid: Nobody!

by Wakanda4ever June 16, 2018

God

A person who convinced The Who world that he can control everything and he will drop you in a fiery Pitt if you don’t suck his dick. Also he drops bricks and calls them laws: sorry “commandments”, ‘cause you don’t actually have a choice.

Jesus: “God dammit!”

God: “Really nigga.”
Jesus: “ Oh sorry.”

by Jugga Biggs May 1, 2019