Gurgle Grease 

Another term for water, has flavored, sparkling, and fermented variations

Origins date back to the earliest humans drinking
See also; Ol' Splashy, Some moist

Bro I'm so thirsty!

Want some Gurgle Grease?

Hell yeah! I love me some moist.

Gurgle Grease by Thin_Mint_Oreo January 26, 2022

release the grease 

To smother your loved one in Gentleman's Relish.

To decant one's Devils Porridge.

Brace yourself darlin, it's time to release the grease!!

release the grease by Burning blue soul March 17, 2017

Out here like fish grease 

You're wildin' and you shouldn't be. Could also mean that you're doing everything right.

Bro, what are you doing? You're out here like fish grease!"

Out here like fish grease by hrsesnthbck May 8, 2019

Axle Grease 

any stiff pomade for the hair

at Hair Force One...

- Haircut Sir?
- Do you have any stiff pomade for my kind of hair?
- no, but you will find some good machine shops around the corner where you can buy some axle grease for a good price.

Axle Grease by William Warney April 23, 2011

Ball grease

The build up under your balls

Man it was so hot outside I had ball grease.

Ball grease by Madison20691 May 30, 2006

peace love and hair grease

another way to say good bye or see you later

stacy: im gonna go
mike: okay
stacy: peace love and hair grease
mike: werd

peace love and hair grease by taffy8800 August 3, 2011

Texas Grease Shower 

1. (Noun) The act of continually pouring grease over oneself with the intent of cleaning oneself; usually done in the state of Texas or by former Texas natives.

2. (phrase) Something you should never ask to do after the first date.

"Dude, did you see Will's hair? It looks like he took a Texas Grease Shower!"

"You should never ask for a Texas grease Shower after the first date. Never." (The MANual, 2007)

Texas Grease Shower by TheWSFPG January 29, 2009