Granny Flaps

extremely saggy pussy flaps, specific belonging to grannies

"Oi nanna let me cop a feel of those Granny Flaps"

by [bj] JackMehoff September 26, 2019

granny glinda

SLUT

Granny Glinda is a slut

by 12345eee May 16, 2016

Granny Flop

When you try to crochet or knit a granny square but it does not go well and looks bad.

I tried to crochet at granny square but instead it ended up as a granny flop.

by Neo8885 March 24, 2024

granny crumbs

an absolute bitch ass trick ass boosted ass baiting ass dude. also smells like hotdog water with a clef palate

Damn man, that dude straight granny crumbs.

by mangotango377 March 05, 2021

Granny Dancing Syndrome

When a female is in a club and they dance sexually but it does not suit them as a person. This results in other surrounding people feeling uncomfortable.
For example "God , i hate when she tries to grab me in the club, it fees like my grandmas trying to grind on me."

"i thought they were best friends , why is she trying to get away from her?" "oh, that's just granny dancing syndrome"

by rubella.com December 28, 2023

Granny Good Guts

An older woman with a very attractive body

Check out granny good guts in the Starbucks line

by Crockett61 June 19, 2023

spank my granny

Going to the toilet when you're really desperate

Omg , I'm so desperate! Is there anywhere I could spank my granny in here?

by IBanana03 May 07, 2018