Foot Toad

Mario character “toad” on one single foot. WARNING FOOT TOADS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND IF YOU SEE ONE COMING...RUN.

Oh my gosh it’s a foot toad!!
Run!!

*dies*

by Hoe3336 April 5, 2019

Foot Wine

(N) Natural wine, vinified without artificial sulphur, intended to preserve the uniqueness of the terroir with minimal human interference.

“Pbbbbb. Christ. Is this fuckin’ foot wine?”

by Dom Laurent July 27, 2019

foot neck

ankle

dumbass: what's that part that connects the foot to your leg again?
joe: you mean your ank-
dumbass: FOOT NECK

by wordwhore October 13, 2019

Foot locker

When you are giving a blow job while receiving a foot rub.

My girl agreed to to a foot locker because she wouldn't give me head unless I gave her a foot rub.

by Betty McNasty December 8, 2019

foot phobia

when someone has had to spend the entirety of their life staring at their ugly ass feet that they then develop a foot phobia. this includes all the toes, all the ankles (cankles included) and all of those crusty dry heels

aw mate, you want to see the state of our sheila’s feet, proper triggered my foot phobia

by our wes October 18, 2019

Foot Milk

that one time when u drop milk and u step on it with your foot and then you get to the point when u make cheese

guy 1:Dud i got foot milk yesterday
guys 2: cool bro

by JIMMYLABO October 25, 2019

foot milk

that momment when your foot starts producing milk thats changing into cheese

bob: i got a case of a foot milk
James: cool bro my foot got deformed yesterday

by JIMMYLABO October 25, 2019