Filly Fooler

Commonly used in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfictions. A Filly Fooler is a pony that is attracted to the same gender.

In FlutterDash shippings Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are depicted as Filly Foolers

by EpicDash377 March 2, 2015

easter fooles day

The absolute best possible day to celebrate one of the most unlikely, unsubstantiated and ecumenically contrived events in the whole of religious history.

easter falls on the first day of april.
Isn't that also April fools Day?
It was. NOW it's Easter fooles day!

by YAWA January 24, 2018

foolish whore

An affectionate insult aimed at someone who is simple minded enough to speak their mind all the time before thinking.

Calista: Where are my sunglasses?
James: On top of your head, foolish whore.

by Thomas McNab December 31, 2006

foolmaker

Any of the many dark amber, thick, traditional British strong ales with an ABV of at least 5, drunk at temperatures just shy of room temperature. (Often jokingly said to contain twigs — an allusion to its rich consistency in comparison to anaemic and gassy lagers). A mighty reaper of brain cells, much favoured by morris dancers.

I reckon Adam and I must have had at least 9 pints of foolmaker last night: we woke up wearing each other's trousers.

by Zoboomafoobar July 15, 2009

foolishnessity

shanden invented this word.

someone: *says something stupid*
me: foolishnessity.

by foolishnessity October 15, 2021

Fooliosis

“Fooliosis” or the medical term “Fooliosis of the skull”. A word that describes temporary paralysis of the brain and motor functions. This state is usually induced by alcohol or other substances. Symptoms are obnoxious laughing and hallucinations. Fooliosis can lead to erratic and otherwise embarrassing behavior. The first case of fooliosis was reported in Telluride, Colorado circa June 2005.

"Leigh is acting very weird, she must have fooliosis."

"Mom and dad, I have fooliosis of the skull. Ha, ha!"

Doctor: "I'm sorry Timmy, but a person with a severe case of fooliosis, such as youself, has a maximum of 1 week to live."

by nbolser July 3, 2005

Theory of Maximum Foolishness

The world will arrange itself to make you--personally--feel maximally foolish.

Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.

For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.

The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.

by Two Hep Cats October 16, 2009