Usually in a comedy situation with two people, one is the "straight man". He sets up the funny guy with a "straight line" -- a statement which allows the funny guy to make a joke. Therefore a straight line is really a "set up" for a joke.
by Da writer February 22, 2011
Get the Don't feed me straight linesmug. by Thach October 26, 2004
Get the feeding the one eyed monstermug. Don’t help someone who will try and harm or harass you.
Like being nice villagers in remote country who then attack you and as it suits them to receive aid and simultaneously fight you.
Like being nice villagers in remote country who then attack you and as it suits them to receive aid and simultaneously fight you.
I told him Don’t Feed the Hand That Bites you as he was trying to to get on the good side of his upstairs neighbor that promptly dumped coffee on his laundry.
by fonty July 11, 2010
Get the Don’t Feed the Hand That Bites youmug. When someone purposely turns his/her bck on the certain someone that has been there for them in more ways than one. Supported taught cared for Just so they would or could make themselves look better or be important.
You stepped on my toes for a come up after everything I have done for you, didnt ur momma tell you , dont bite the hand that feeds you.
by SassyG3266 November 11, 2017
Get the dont bite the hand that feeds youmug. The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.
I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."
by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014
Get the feeding two birds with one sconemug. To openly express your emotional state via frequent updates on your Facebook/Twitter/Social Media feed.
Sally: Are you feeling ok? Do you need to talk?
Jane: I have been kind of down. How could you tell?
Sally: Facebook... You wear your heart on your feed.
Chris: Did you get a new girlfriend?
James: Yeah, but I haven't told anyone yet, how'd you find out?
Chris: Your wall is covered is bouncy, happy, romantic cliches... You wear your heart on your feed.
Jane: I have been kind of down. How could you tell?
Sally: Facebook... You wear your heart on your feed.
Chris: Did you get a new girlfriend?
James: Yeah, but I haven't told anyone yet, how'd you find out?
Chris: Your wall is covered is bouncy, happy, romantic cliches... You wear your heart on your feed.
by RedTailedPhoenix November 21, 2012
Get the Wear your heart on your feedmug. It means 'Don't try to manipulate my words / behavior' and it happens when someone provoke other person by a triggering treacherous statement, that can be spontaneous or intentional.
by spearhunter December 29, 2016
Get the Don't feed me straight linesmug.