Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a myth created around the year 1500 said to be the "male adult figure" (similar to mother, which unlike father isn't a myth) of a family, only 1 has been "claimed" to have been spotted driving a vehicular object in the year 1.

"Father is a very powerful warrior, winning every fight on Ancient Dessaly's colosseum, even against the most powerful Titans, his next battle will be on Mount Olympus against Hercules!

by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023

maryland father

An undocumented immigrant from El Salvador who is a known MS-13 member.

This Maryland father is a “good man”

by anonymous April 29, 2025

Father Mason

The priestly character Conor Mason of Nothing But Thieves becomes in the Dead Club City, where members only are welcome to listen to Tomorrow is Closed

Father Mason inducts new members and leads his disciples in the Dead Club City

by Sunny23uk January 22, 2025

father oak

The worlds greatest sigma Ohio streamer rizz skibidi toilet Avery fanum tax

Dangg Father oak get your gyatt out of my face!

by Skibidi Rizzler November 2, 2023

Father Jokes

They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).

Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."

by The Partygoers! May 19, 2022

the cum father

The cum father is an ultimate creature that men pray to before having sex.
It also is a big wad of cum.

male: *praying* oh dear the cum father, please let me cum during sex with my step sister.

by G.L.B's Channel December 2, 2022

Father

Something you don't have.

15 years ago

Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga

15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*

by YourLocalEuropean August 15, 2021