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Father

Some random dude who put sperm in your mother and then if he finds out your mom is pregnant, might leave. Or if they’re just like “oh well this is my life now” they’ll stay and then act like they own you until you move out. If anyone owns you, it’s your mom. You stayed in her stomach for 9 months, left her, and then she tolerated all your shit. Honestly moms deserve more love.
Father: let’s do the nasty
Mom: okay

~a few weeks later ~
Mom: I’m pregnant

Father: fuck this shit
by The.saddest.boyo March 10, 2019
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father is fathering

person 1: what do you think about Ruston Kelly's new album?
person 2: i'm listening to it right now, father is fathering!!
by thethreefourzeroseven June 16, 2023
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Baby Mothers (Mama) or Fathers

Baby Mothers (Mama) or Baby Fathers (Daddy) Syndrome (Term widely used in the African American and Caribbean Community)
Individuals who continues to have children by several Fathers or Mothers without at times being married to each other or taking responsibility for the child or children welfare and upbringing.
by Fortherecord641 October 23, 2023
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you're gonna be a father

•You impregnated someone

•Usually when you say this to a certain "person", you are stating that you got impregnated and the "person" is the father
"Hey Jason, I just want to tell that...you're gonna be a father" Lisa said to Jason.
by Mikekael July 23, 2023
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Father of Asahd

It's DJ Khaled. You'd probably already know that though due to how much he shoves it down your throat.
Person: Oh hey, I think I've seen you before. Who are you again?

DJ Khaled: IT'S THE FATHER OF ASAAAAHDDDDDDDDD (ASAHD) (ASAHD) another one.

Person: Uhhh.. cool? I know you're the father of asahd but what is your actual name?

DJ Khaled: DJ KHAALEDDD! WE THA BEST MUSI-

Person: Just shut up.
by Shitacious November 11, 2020
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Father

by headgiver3000 November 20, 2023
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father-in-law

Spouse's father.
My father-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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