A useless fact that someone really wants you to know. Usually said when the fact has little to nothing to do with a conversation or in a large gathering of people. Seen by the fact giver as useful information or a party trick to show off smarts.
The term was originally coined by Joinen (An Australian Youtuber) during a twitch live stream. The stream has since been uploaded to his channel under the name WooHoo's MESSED UP "Girl Types"
In the video, Joinen reacts to a girl chasing after another girl, while girl 1 spouts useless facts to girl 2.
The term was originally coined by Joinen (An Australian Youtuber) during a twitch live stream. The stream has since been uploaded to his channel under the name WooHoo's MESSED UP "Girl Types"
In the video, Joinen reacts to a girl chasing after another girl, while girl 1 spouts useless facts to girl 2.
Boy: I'm thinking about getting the new iPhone
Girl: Did you know Martin Cooper made the first cell phone call
Boy: No one cares about your Crocodile Fact(s)
Girl: Did you know Martin Cooper made the first cell phone call
Boy: No one cares about your Crocodile Fact(s)
by K1ngpsych3 October 20, 2020
Get the Crocodile Factmug. It's a shit of paper containing lots of fucks.
Oh wait, I meant "It's a sheet of paper containing lots of facts"!
Well, at least you get it.
It's a kid-friendly way to write/say fuck shit.
Oh wait, I meant "It's a sheet of paper containing lots of facts"!
Well, at least you get it.
It's a kid-friendly way to write/say fuck shit.
Intentional -
Teacher: Here's a fact shee-
Students: *laughing*
Teacher: Anyway... Here's a fact sheet. A fact shee-
Students: *hysterically laughing*
Teacher: WOULD YOU STOP IT!! A FACT SHEET CONTAINS LOTS OF FACTS , AND TODAY YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE FACTS LISTED HERE!
Students: *explosion of laughter*
Teacher: I give up.
Teacher: Here's a fact shee-
Students: *laughing*
Teacher: Anyway... Here's a fact sheet. A fact shee-
Students: *hysterically laughing*
Teacher: WOULD YOU STOP IT!! A FACT SHEET CONTAINS LOTS OF FACTS , AND TODAY YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE FACTS LISTED HERE!
Students: *explosion of laughter*
Teacher: I give up.
by Entity 303 May 7, 2018
Get the Fact Sheetmug. Alternative Facts Syndrome is a person suffering from a disconnect from reality. This person does not accept facts and truths and will claim blatant lies as "facts" in their alternative facts reality.
This person is suffering from Alternative Facts Syndrome. That person believes Tariffs will be paid by the exporting country and will not affect them as the consumer. "They did their research."
by DMU77 February 2, 2025
Get the Alternative Facts Syndromemug. An unverifiable and/or uncorroborated fact or statement that isn't exclusively but is most likely false.
"Hey did you hear that Conor McGregor got kicked out of the UFC for using performance enhancing drugs?" "No man, I don't think that's true" "no man it's definitely true!" "No man that's totally a Cho Fact!"
by CouldBeAnyone555555555 February 13, 2018
Get the Cho Factmug. by DuckPLayLikeGod November 30, 2021
Get the Block Factsmug. The truth will have no conceivable defence, where as a fictional narrative can always be confirmed as fallacy.
John: I believe that we can grow our gross revenue 10% over the next six years using this marketing strategy.
Harvey: Well, facts are friendly. until then, fiction is fallacy.
The definition of fact being an absolute truth, where as to define fallacy is to holding a mistaken belief, especially one based on unsound arguments.
Facts are friendly, fiction is fallacy - would be defined as until you have evidence you are unable to make a case against the fallacy of your argument.
Harvey: Well, facts are friendly. until then, fiction is fallacy.
The definition of fact being an absolute truth, where as to define fallacy is to holding a mistaken belief, especially one based on unsound arguments.
Facts are friendly, fiction is fallacy - would be defined as until you have evidence you are unable to make a case against the fallacy of your argument.
by Harrison T French October 20, 2018
Get the Facts are friendly, Fiction is Fallacymug. A fact that may or may not be useless, but a person named Ralph knows it and it's a very Ralphy fact.
Ralph:"Yo wuz good man did you know pee is stored in the ballzzz???"
Person:"Eyyy man I didn't know that, that's a dope ass Ralph fact!"
Ralph:"Hellz yeah man plus my wife left me"
Person:"Eyyy man I didn't know that, that's a dope ass Ralph fact!"
Ralph:"Hellz yeah man plus my wife left me"
by MC Shrivel Ball May 30, 2021
Get the Ralph Factmug.