Investigative Facebooking

A euphemism for Facebook stalking.

A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"

B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."

by Ssstttuarrrrt January 16, 2011

Facebook Whoring

Posting numerous statuses and pictures on Facebook to feel satisfaction from the number of likes they receive.

Deb: Mary posted 10 statuses yesterday and 100 pictures from her wedding.

Leif: Wow, that's Facebook Whoring

by zzLGEND24zz April 9, 2013

facebook fade

The transition for someone from being your real, in-person friend to just another voiceless, distant entry on your facebook feed. Can be caused by graduation, moving away, a new job, etc.

"I am really enjoying sleeping with you, and not looking forward to our inevitable facebook fade."

by Moggraider January 25, 2014

Facebook-GPS

A way for people to track you down and show up where you are at based on your status or posts on Facebook.

Sh*t! Why the hell did she show up here? I must have left my Facebook-GPS on!

by TvIsDeath June 10, 2009

facebook tripping

Happens when you develop a crush on someone from browsing their facebook profile or pictures.

Hey you gotta introduce me to that chick Jenny you know. I'm facebook tripping for her.

by Anonny McNonnerson October 22, 2008

Facebook card

When you have a mass amount of people writing Happy Birthday messages on your Facebook wall.

"Hey, did you get Jessica anything for her birthday?"
"Oh shit! It's her birthday?! I'll just sign her Facebook card, along with everyone else."

"My birthday was crappy, but at least I had my Facebook card."

by yuudachi January 5, 2010

Facebook Amnesia

A condition of thoughtlessness which occurs when you open up Facebook and forget what you are doing. It is usually temporary, and the person will eventually awake as if out of a stupor. Those who suffer from it are unable to retrieve information and instead fall into a state of oblivion. The most common symptom is mental blankness where the victim descends into a deep state of incognizance.

Danny: Dude, can you see what time the open mic is at?
Rob: Sure man, lemme just check on Facebook.

15 minutes later....

Danny: Bro! What the hell have you been doing for all this time?!
Rob: Oh, I, uh...just looking at some pictures of this girl who's a friend of a person I found on the wall of an acquaintance from middle school.
Danny: Broooo! Shit, stop it, she's like 16. You've got Facebook Amnesia! Now go and check the event page.

by MonteCristo8 August 26, 2013