Mucking Fords Wuddled

Getting tongue-tied, getting your words mixed up, instead of getting your fucking words muddled

Whenever I’m trying to talk to a pretty girl, I always get my mucking fords wuddled

by Dr Dongmeister June 14, 2019

Sesh lord Forde

Sesh lord aka Rebecca Forde absolute buzzer hit her up fer the old sesh der and if ur not a Forde ur not no one so.... *warning* may be caught singing various tunes such as baby shark and catch and release etc.

“Sham there’s sesh lord Forde act cool Jeffrey”

by 42dicksinabag September 24, 2018

Petty Ford Clinic

A place where overly petty bitches need to go to lessen their petty ways.

Karen needs to check into the Petty Ford Clinic

by Rozeeta February 18, 2021

The Ford Festiva Fiesta!

This is when you line up a bunch of Hispanic women in the back seat of your Ford Festiva. If you need room it is ok to fold down the seats. Then, you go right down the line and eat each one out then make them all take you to a Chipotle drive-thru together in the car. They pay.

“Yo Santoro! I just bought this POS car for 12 bucks! Once I fill it up with gas I’m gonna do a mall drive by and pick up 9 lucky ladies and jamb them in the back to break this shitbox in with The Ford Festiva Fiesta! ”

“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”

by Who stole my shoes? April 10, 2020

Ford F-150

One of the bestselling trucks in the industry, not very reliable tho.

Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle
Because she has a twin sister
And you got confused and fucked her dad?
Well that’s how it feels to drive a Ford F-150

by Brock nutted July 23, 2023

ford my name

A person who is better than everyone at everything. He gets all the lady’s. He is better than Lucia.

Ford my name is better than Lucia.

by Columbus1230 December 08, 2019

Built Ford Tough

Meaning that a person has a glass jaw, is easily incapacitated. Most commonly used to describe a large/intimidating individual who, upon entering in a fist fight, is knocked out after one or two punches. Originated from the slogan for the Ford Motor Company and the fact that Ford trucks look large and intimidating, but are prone to breakdowns, usually of the transmission.

John: Man, did you see that fight? Chris knocked Big Will out cold with one hit!

Charlie: What? Big Will's got a foot and a hundred pounds on Chris!

John: Well, I guess that Big Will is just Built Ford Tough

by 13-Guage January 09, 2006