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Flopsy

1."my umberella is flopsy"
2. "My penis is flacid (flopsy)"
by jazzisgiggity May 6, 2014
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floshous

An adjective describing a bad sex toy
That dildo was floshous
by planetyes March 2, 2015
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Floss-raped

when you get out of the shower and a piece of hair slithers between your buttcheeks
Everytime I get out the shower, I get floss-raped.
by Alesdebber March 16, 2015
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Floss

A verb used when wanting to leave
Hey this party sucks, let's floss
by Nagician December 12, 2016
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Flopsicle

A complete and utter failure. Worse than your regular 'flop'.
Ffs I'm such a flopsicle
by Cincio April 8, 2017
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Flospher

A flip phone owner who pretends to know things by using the smartphones of others.
Bob, a flip phone owner, frequently pretends to know information by constantly asking Cindy to look thinks up on her smartphone. He is a flospher.
by Susan Sisco Kid April 15, 2017
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flossendectomy

A flossendectomy is necessary when you get your floss stuck in your teeth and have to go to the dentist to get it removed,
by skudeskudeskude May 4, 2017
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