Flopsy

when you can't get it up.

1."my umberella is flopsy"
2. "My penis is flacid (flopsy)"

by jazzisgiggity May 6, 2014

floshous

An adjective describing a bad sex toy

That dildo was floshous

by planetyes March 2, 2015

Floss-raped

when you get out of the shower and a piece of hair slithers between your buttcheeks

Everytime I get out the shower, I get floss-raped.

by Alesdebber March 16, 2015

Floss

A verb used when wanting to leave

Hey this party sucks, let's floss

by Nagician December 12, 2016

Flopsicle

A complete and utter failure. Worse than your regular 'flop'.

Ffs I'm such a flopsicle

by Cincio April 8, 2017

Flospher

A flip phone owner who pretends to know things by using the smartphones of others.

Bob, a flip phone owner, frequently pretends to know information by constantly asking Cindy to look thinks up on her smartphone. He is a flospher.

by Susan Sisco Kid April 15, 2017

flossendectomy

A serious dental procedure.

A flossendectomy is necessary when you get your floss stuck in your teeth and have to go to the dentist to get it removed,

by skudeskudeskude May 4, 2017