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Flossed

Flossed : the art of having welcomed a penis in your mouth so deeply that you can go no further, thereby flossing your teeth with the curlies. It’s a win win.
Dude 1: Dude, hey, did Summer serve you up some head last night?
Dude 2: Dude, totally—she totally flossed me, bro
Dudes 1 & 2: hahhhahaaaa
by Cmann30 November 18, 2020
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Flossed

When you are stuck between two things.
Aw man I’m so flossed right now.
by Luvvvvvvv February 6, 2021
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florssy

The most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She's beautiful, smart, intelligent and with beautiful brown eyes. She's the strongest girl ever, caring and kind. She doesn't forget to make everyone around her happy and she'd easy going. But Florssy can't keep quiet on wrongs, she has to let you know how she feels about it. She's a jewel so when you meet a Florssy in your life, don't let her go. Everyone just needs a Florssy in their lives.
Are you dating Florssy?
Would you go on a date with me Florssy?
Here comes the girl called Florssy.
by MsRenny April 23, 2021
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floss binge

When you only floss seldom, so binge when you actually do it
I had a nice floss binge, last night--a very soothing gum massage!
by Doos Jarus May 24, 2021
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Floss the cat

1. Verb; To have sexual intercourse. 2. Verb; to masturbate, typically by someone who has a vagina. 3. Verb, colloquial; to participate in a repetitive or mundane activity, used as a substitute for any of the myriad synonyms for masturbating, typically associated with vaginally self-stimulating.
"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I gotta floss the cat."
by Mr. Fisty Freeze July 14, 2021
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Flossed

When sniper breaks your ankles like a lil b in Rocket League!
by Rogue_1 July 16, 2021
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Flossinitis

A debilitating addiction to those named Floss. Symptoms include: trips to Walmart, “ripping”the gym, being attracted to short people, ignoring your friends, being terrible at tanks, eating almonds, having a bad sense of humor, and only drinking tweas.
Dmac has a bad case of flossinitis.
by moose1234 September 14, 2021
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