Fatty Fortune Cookie

When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.

Man, what happened to Bertha's eye last night?

I heard Dave gave her a Fatty Fortune Cookie.

by Magooru November 6, 2010

Fattacular

Combination of Fat + Spectacular.

1) A hot yet overweight girl.

2) A big night on the town.

She is so fattacular, I can't wait to sink my teeth into her meaty thighs.

Last night was better than awesome, it was Fattacular.

by Limerick Queen November 11, 2010

Fatty Ò Donald

What you call a large redneck farmer.

That redneck farmer is such a Fatty Ò Donald

by AlexCuntingFennel July 28, 2017

fatty mcgoop

a large obstacle that you have to pass on a daily bases to win the pokemon go

what a big fatty mcgoop

by turdyboy123 October 8, 2018

Fatty Dumpy

Fat ass - Got some heat downlow

That bitch has a fatty dumpy dammmmmmm!

by King Kerrod February 14, 2021

A fatty of fun

(adjective) Describe a ton of fun.

That was so awsome, dude it was a fatty of fun.

by Sarah and Molly August 4, 2008

trans fattening

Food that's really, really bad for you.

Joe: Did you get a piece of Susie's birthday cake?
Jenny: Oh yeah, it's so trans fattening, but I couldn't resist.

by dollfixer August 20, 2008