Fancy black hair

The condition whereby a man with black hair takes an inordinately and suspiciously long time at the hair dresser

"You know that Duffield is a miserable cunt, you know the cunt who decided to hang my shit out the window?"
"What the guy with the red hair?"
"NO, DUFFIELD'S THE CUNT WITH THE FANCY BLACK HAIR!!!!"

by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005

fandel

When one man performs oral sex on another man next to a poplar tree.

I was high marking when I looked to my left and saw two men doing the Fandel.

by Okthen February 28, 2018

Fandabbydosie

An adjective to describe something amazing, brilliant, terrific, smashing, great.
Combines fabulous and fantastic.
Coined by PhoebesD in December 2003 when she couldn't think of a word to describe me.

"Dear X, have an absolutely fandabbydosie birthday!! Love Y"

by Mackerrrrz June 21, 2006

Fady

A man with the smallest penis in the world who has a strong attraction to be dick men.

You are such a fady.

by BBC.com June 17, 2018

Fancy Free

The act of a large, naked fat man girating his hips rapidly in a sexually suggestive fashion to make his limp Piggly Wiggly flop around.

Fancy free can also indicate that said fat naked man gaily dances through fields of flowers with his arms above his head and flapping his hands rapidly like a bird in flight, just like a pretty ballerina

"Would you ever beeeeeeeeeee so FANCY FREEEEE to let your naked Pee pee Swing in the morning Breeeeeeeeeezeeeee!"

by Zephyr May 6, 2004

Fandang

It's new, it's really good, no-one can work out how it works.
Often used with Wizz

I cant work out how to use this
Wizz Fandang computer

by Saviour Crud April 28, 2005

fandango

some one who takes a long crap.

I took a big fandango.

by Alex May 13, 2005