failedge

another word for fail, but this word we arent immune to yet so it has more effect on other people.

someone 1: FAILEDGE
someone 2: ahhh, dont say that, im not immune to it. its hurts me so much. im getting really mad now!!

by bayyliee September 28, 2009

Failed^2

When a person failure is so far beyond the limitations of the word fail.

Person A: I just met a guy at a bar who told me he loved me, I was so happy that I slept with him.

Person B: Really? You have Failed^2 in life.

by Kurt Austin March 12, 2011

Fair-a-nofski

A derivative of "fair enough", "fair-a-nofski" is a response to a statement or outcome that is assumed to be an absolute truth despite being based on no fact whatsoever. "Fair-a-nofski" denotes scepticism or dis-belief.

The first reported use of the phrase was after Christopher Columbus presented his plans to find a Western route to the Orient to King John II of Portugal (see example).

King John II: ...But Christopher, you cannot sail to the West. You fall off the edge of the Eartn - the Earth is flat!

Christopher Columbus: Fair-a-nofski.

by The Tower that is High December 12, 2012

Fair

Whatever you girlfriend says, goes!

It's only fair i get to poke my boyfriend

by daughter_of_lilith September 3, 2016

fahrentholding

Verb. To grab onto a story and politely but aggressively follow it to the bitter end. With receipts.

See "David Fahrenthold" (@Fahrenthold ) Washington Post reporter, covering President Trump's businesses and conflicts of interest.

Source: Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien

Investigating the Trump family charity corruption, the reporter was fahrentholding Eric Trump to get the answers he needed for his article.

by Infobahn AZ June 7, 2017

Fair Doss

A way of showing you are impressed or agree with a story

Can be used in many contexts -

Not to be confused with the well used phrase ‘fair do’s’

This is pronounced fair d-o-s-s

“Jonty I’ve only just heard I’ve been accepted into oxford “ “ oh fair doss”

by Fair doss May 1, 2018

Fairbornite

Fairbornite (Fār bôr nīt) noun: 1. A resident of Fairborn, Ohio 2. A person of falsehoods: see liar 3. A person who wasted their youth and is bitter. 4. A person who will cry like a baby when caught doing wrong.

I don't recommend befriending a Fairbornite, you will regret it.

by SlitherySylvie March 2, 2018