root of all evil

My 9th grade math teacher said my math work is the base root of all evil because I used pen

Teacher: Mike, your work is the bast root of all math evil
Mike: hahahahahaha
Teacher: Go into the hall
Mike: Is that a punishment? Me leaving this class? I should be thanking you
Teacher: LEAVE

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

Evil Steve

A person of extreme evil
usually called Steve

that guy of there is evil steve....

by EVIL STEVE May 12, 2003

Evil Jessica

a pair of jessica's that want to torture fucking sluts that cant think of anything interesting to do with theit own hair so they still other ppl ideas

-fucking ashley stole my hair style.. so i will steal her soul!

by Jessica Number 2 November 14, 2004

Axis of Evil

A term that President George W. Bush made up to get a better approval rating. For more on Bush, see idiot.

George W. Bush's rear end is the ultimate Axis of Evil

by Mark December 6, 2003

evil

The absolute definition of evil is the rebellion agenst God, not god- God.

Sin is evil because it is the rebellion agenst God. Macs are also evil.

by lidphi February 12, 2007

evil empire

1: Wal-mart.
2: Microsoft.

Don't use IE, it's from the evil empire.

by Racecar56 February 28, 2009

evian

Evian is mineral water - it's like sayin crystal clear - but usin water

yeah i get you, it's evian.

by Jo-Sheezy April 28, 2003