Mount Everest

The act of creaming on the highest point of a pregnant womans stomach. Letting it drip down

"Dude I totally gave my wife a mount everest last night."

by Don Juan and Rajellio November 10, 2009

what ever blows the dirt up your skirt

1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.

Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!

by Big poppa2923 May 15, 2010

greatest band ever

can we just all quit fuckin around and admit that led zepplin is the greatest band ever? it would really save a lot of completely useless back and forth and free up some legitimate time to rescue those in haiti and elsewhere. I'm serious. get high. face the facts. and lets commit to some fundamentally useful discussion. led zepplin is just fuckin better than all the rest. email me offlinine if youre on meth and cant get your head around it. muchas gracias.

greatest band ever. not the fuckin eagles

by todd fuckin roberts January 24, 2010

worst band ever

A highly sought-after title among many musicians, including (but not limited to) Nickelback, the Beastie Boys, Aerosmith, Linkin Park and Jessica Simpson. It has been speculated that they pursue this appellation because they are unable to compete in arenas of actual merit, and so have rebelled against the established standards to create their own uniquely emetic mixture of atrocious music and popular appeal.

"Nickelback is the worst band ever."
"That's not official. Yet."

by maryla December 4, 2007

The most ever

Expression used by humans with IQ's lower than 2. Used to describe being of the most extreme quality, the ultimate extent of something. Often accompanied by other phrases and words such as "Ever", "Actually", "Miserable", "Clearly" and "I've ever heard".

Clearly dude, thats like actually the most true I've ever heard of.

by Tom Wolfson May 2, 2004

First ever most dangerous curb stomp

The first ever most dangerous curb stop happened at PMS or Plattsmouth middle school in NE when a kid beat the crap out of another kid as the kid started to crawl away boy picked the kid up, opened his mouth and set on the curb and slammed his foot down on the back of his head breaking the teeth or shoving them into his head while the teachers stood inside not doing anything. I know i went to this school.

Dude you gave that kid a mean curb stop, You remember the first ever most dangerous curb stomp

by PMS111100100101 September 9, 2010

odds or evens

a game played among friends and enemies alike. Player one asks player two to choose between odds or evens. When player two chooses between the two, Player one continues to rip out leg hairs from player two's leg. Player one counts the number of leg hair obtained. If Player two called odds and the number of hairs was odd, the game moves on to player one choosing odd or even. If player two was wrong, he will choose once again between odd or even and then the game will continue until player two has won the round, or until one person runs out of leg hair. In this instance arm hair may become a substitute for leg hair.

Did you see Mike's leg? There is a big clump of hair missing from when we played "odds or evens" last night... I totally beat that towel.

by Andrew Wright October 23, 2007