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Mmm. There goes Nathan with that fat cock energy. He makes me feel so comfy and safe but also a little horny.
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Logan wouldn't project such small dick energy if he could just take some time to relax, be at peace with himself, realize where his worth really comes from, and stop caring so much about other people's opinions.
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Acronym: QDE
(Antonym: Whale Dick Energy)
(Synonym: Small Dick Energy)
Acronym: QDE
(Antonym: Whale Dick Energy)
(Synonym: Small Dick Energy)
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Brad likes ranch on his pizza? That’s QDE bro.
You didn’t walk her home or pay for her Uber? QDE.
Brad likes ranch on his pizza? That’s QDE bro.
You didn’t walk her home or pay for her Uber? QDE.
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