When the water shoots out of the side of under the dock and makes a noise when you step on it and weigh one side down.
Katelyn: Woah did you hear that? What was that noise?
Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.
Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.
by BeethovenBones June 9, 2013
A kind, handsome person with a good sense of humor, generally a nice friend to have, extremely athletic.
by The one and only cat January 29, 2018
When you dock with another man, who happens to be a cripple. Requiring you to hold both your own and the other guy's danger noodle in order to touch tips
by Fallen Hussar February 22, 2023
Docking is such a lovely thing. I dock my dad all the time. docking is a very touchy thing that you do with your sneaky link or your bros. I love docking with da boyzzzz. Docking is a sexual sport when you shove your shlong into another shlong with your foreskin.
docking is:
Napoleon grabbed my arm and pulled me into a dark closet.... bro what the fuck? he turned the light on and dimmed the lights... he pulled it out and I smirked, wait bro why are we doing this in the janitor's closet? you know *giggles*, "so Rodrick," says Napoleon. "you ready". Rodrick nods. Rodrick strips and looks at napoleons rock-solid 12-inch cock "damn". Napoleon begins to put his schlong inside Rodricks 8 inches, BACK AND FORTH BACK AND FORTH. the hear the chingle of keys as the janitor starts to unlock the door, the two boys freeze still inside eachother....
Napoleon grabbed my arm and pulled me into a dark closet.... bro what the fuck? he turned the light on and dimmed the lights... he pulled it out and I smirked, wait bro why are we doing this in the janitor's closet? you know *giggles*, "so Rodrick," says Napoleon. "you ready". Rodrick nods. Rodrick strips and looks at napoleons rock-solid 12-inch cock "damn". Napoleon begins to put his schlong inside Rodricks 8 inches, BACK AND FORTH BACK AND FORTH. the hear the chingle of keys as the janitor starts to unlock the door, the two boys freeze still inside eachother....
by DOCKSTER November 22, 2021
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by Jim Darr April 14, 2022
A culinary term used to refer to the continuous pricking of puff pastry or pie crust with a pointy object like a fork. This prevents the pastry from rising during blind baking and is a common method used in pie and tart making.
Person A: So, word of the day, Docking. Does anyone know what that means?
Person B: Are you referring to two men masturbating together by encasing their penises in each others’ foreskin?
Person C: Bitch that’s disgusting!! Where do y’all come up with freaky shit like this!
Person A: Let’s stop here before things get worse. Docking refers to the pricking of pastry before baking to prevent it from rising in the oven.
Person B: Are you referring to two men masturbating together by encasing their penises in each others’ foreskin?
Person C: Bitch that’s disgusting!! Where do y’all come up with freaky shit like this!
Person A: Let’s stop here before things get worse. Docking refers to the pricking of pastry before baking to prevent it from rising in the oven.
by Fidgety Human August 6, 2021