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Disco Fanny

Disco Fanny (noun)

When someone has spent the entire night on the dancefloor fuelled by Prosecco, cocktails and poor decisions, making approximately 47 trips to the loo before returning home convinced they’re irresistible. Their long-suffering partner is then expected to provide enthusiastic oral appreciation, despite the unmistakable post-club bouquet of sweat, stale perfume and a hint of pub crisps.

Characteristics:

* Usually develops after 6+ hours of dancing.
* Often accompanied by glitter in places glitter should never be.
* Notes of salt, vinegar and, on particularly wild evenings, paprika.

Oh man, I went down on my girlfriend last night when she came in from the nightclub. It was great sex but she had a proper ‘disco fanny’.

I love it when my wife goes out with her mates drinking Prosecco and dancing all night. She’s always well up for it when she comes home with wet stinky knickers, - You can’t be a bit of disco fanny.

She rolled in at 3:30 a.m. after bottomless brunch and Popworld, declared she was ‘in the mood’… mate, that’s a classic case of disco fanny, proper vinegar flavour and rather salty!
Disco Fanny by Toonade June 28, 2026

Hackney Disco 

Three or more police cars with their sirens on going past (happens a lot in Hackney, London.)
Mate, check the Hackney Disco. Somebody must of got murked.
Hackney Disco by Dalstonian July 13, 2010

panic! at the disco fan 

let's discuss the difference between a real fan, shall we?

real fan:

doesn't judge other fans by how many song titles they can name, respects that some other fans don't know every single song of every single panic album, and most definitely doesn't hand out their unwanted opinions to new fans.

fake fans:

always asks irrelevant questions and makes other fans uncomfortable.

is this what Brendon would want? think about it.
real panic! at the disco fan:

karla: oh my gosh I really love panic at the disco!!!

Stacy: oh my gosh I really do too! Maybe we should talk about it like civil human beings!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!

fake panic! at the disco fan:

karla: oh my gosh I really love panic at the disco!!!

Barbara: oh really??! Well then why is the middle name of Ryan's uncle's grandpa's cousin's ex's brother-in-law's sister?? Or do you not even know who Ryan is?????!!!

learn the difference.

evil disco

A form (though not an official sub-genre) of heavy metal named and performed by the late Wayne Static and his band, Static-X.
Static-X music is self-defined as, "evil disco."

Well, what is, "evil disco?"

Nobody but Wayne Static really knows...
evil disco by TweakyMisterOwl October 21, 2015

Internet Disco 

When a person disconnects due to Internet issues.
Gamer #1: *Disconnects*
Gamer #2: Bröther what happened?
Gamer #1: Internet Disco
Gamer #2: lmao fix your Internet
Internet Disco by slavicpies December 9, 2018

Upside Down Disco 

The best sex you will ever have. In other wards, shagging spontaneously.
Lacey: Wow you must really like Dan.

Stacie: Ye.

Lacey:Wow, did you do the upside down disco with him Stacie?You've known him for awhile.

Stacie: Hell ye, it was good.