diaper slut

Someone who wears all the adult diapers, while often engaging in oral sex.

Mukian your such a little diaper slut! Come here and suck daddy ‘s cock like a good boy

by Nacho! November 26, 2017

Diaper muffin

When you poop your pants.

So no shit there I was standing at the bridge when it washed out and damn if I didn’t drop a diaper muffin.

by Mom making a difference November 12, 2020

Double dipped banana

One man fucks two women in the ass, then a third woman sucks his dick clean.

Ashley really enjoyed that double dipped banana last night.

by Sleasy Cheese April 25, 2009

burrito diaper

The folded napkin you place underneath a burrito inside the wrapper to absorb the meat juice and grease it leaks so that it doesn't end up on your shirt.

Jim: Man, every time I eat a burrito, it ends up dripping all over the place. Another ruined shirt.
Carlos: You should have put a burrito diaper on it. No leaks here!

by iDiaz September 19, 2009

Dapper

A word to describe a gentlemen caller who wears a pin stripe suit to The Macaroni Grill with a fancy tie and matching pocket square. This gentlemen usually kisses on the first date...but just the hand. Often says "I wanna hold your hand"....listened to too much Beatles music as a child.

Waiter-" Oh my sir, you are looking quite dapper this evening....would like to hear about our specials here at The Macaroni Grill?"

by Dapperdan0486 March 3, 2011

Diaper Fucker

One that performs sexual intercourse with protective undergarments previously worn by incontinent senoir citizens.

You damn diaper fucker, get out of my trash can!

by redheadbass January 21, 2011

Dipped in chocolate

You get a pole put chocolate in your tub then get on the pole and slide down in there! Dipped in chocolate!

" Have you ever been dipped in chocolate?"

by Babycakees1 November 1, 2011