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Dildo Abuse

The act of using a dildo so much that it grinds down to nothing. A dildo abuser is often a slutty mother who loves to bash herself silly with a large range of abnormally large dildos.
Usually collects many spares in her bottom drawer just so "friends" can find them. Danger = Wetter
Matts mother considers abusing the dildo her duty, call of
Jack: Check this picture out man it;s amazing
NAJ: What the fuck whoever has that many dildos is a dirty dirty slut (walks into wall..idiot)
Matty: That is serious dildo abuse man (just as his liver gives up and he dies) who the fuck has all that shit
Matt: I recognise that big black one, i think they're my mums
by Jordan90 May 12, 2010
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meat dildo

The penis. Can also be used in a non-sexual sense, such as indicating the urinal use of the penis
"Sorry guys, I got to drain the meat dildo" - Achewood
by Edward Tambling May 30, 2008
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Last year,I was at my friend Mary's house and Mary needed socks. They were in her mothers sock drawer.She dug through the drawer and found a puffy sock.She dumped out the contents and screamed."TARA!What the Hell is this!" I ran in and saw the blue vibrating mechanism.I told her it was probably her mothers DILDO!
by Tara February 10, 2005
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dildo

A predominantly phallic shaped object usually made from rubber.

Used to provide penetrative pleasure as a substitute for the male meat hammer, or the digits of the hand.

Implmented by both sex’s for penetration of the pink love tunnel or poop shoot.

In rare cases it has been shoved into the japs eye of a sadomasochistic males members.
Jimmy screamed with both pain as Lisa rammed her dildo into his pee hole. Afterwards she exclaimed, now you know what having our son felt like.
by palindrome bob October 17, 2008
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Barbed Wire Dildo

The barbed wire dildo is a tool used for the raping of deserving men.

This contraption is usually a home made device that is manufactured with the combination of a day to day x large dildo, with heavy duty barbed wire wrapped along the entire length (usually melted in for extra durabilty). Some people also mix it up by melting shards of glass and rusty nails to make the experience more interesting.
Mel and I were so angry that we decided to rape his anus with the barbed wire dildo.
by MelPOM August 30, 2009
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dildo

a sex toy that is used inplace of a dick
I was a litle worried when I found a dildo in my girlfriends room.
by Mike February 17, 2004
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Diddo

meaning I DID DO it when asked a question
Did you sign up for the luncheon.

Diddo
by Kirk November 16, 2004
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