Detroit Cactus

A dead tree, cut off at the top, left to decay in the yard of a house in a lower class neighborhood, consisting of just the trunk and a few main branches.

I really should get rid of this Detroit Cactus from my yard, but I’m too lazy to bother.

by Pizzasmash May 13, 2018

detroit android

where big creepy ass robots you can have the sexy times with try to take over the universe and want to become human with their fake ass skin.

Have you seen the detroit androids? Yeah man they taking over

by MacheteFFS June 11, 2018

Detroit Snow Cone

When one takes a diarrhea shit in the snow making a shit flavored snow cone. Can be served a variety of ways but typically in a gas station style cup. May require a spoon if the shit is too thick for a straw. Not to be confused with a Detroit Snowball

Dude A: You hungry?
Dude B: No man, my girlfriend just made me a Detroit Snow Cone.
Dude A: Oh snap, how was it?
Dude B: That shit was filling, even had nuts in it.
Dude A: She must really love you.

by DuffersDer July 1, 2019

Detroit Mudsucker

When your wife pulls her penis out of your ass and makes you suck it clean.

Friend "How was your night?"

Shelly "My wife made me perform the ol' Detroit Mudsucker, so I guess you can say pretty good!!!"

by Stinky Finger69 March 5, 2025

Detroit

The dirty d. The nastiest of d’s. Can’t add on shit.

Please don’t send me to Detroit

by Sploinkyoink February 25, 2025

Detroit Leaning

A sitting position, consistent of putting one’s weight onto a single ass cheek whilst leaning back and to the side, this is specifically expressed after a long night of anal sex.

Bill: Hey Bobby, How long did you and Wade stay out last night?

Bobby: Not too long, we got home around 10:30 and spent the night butt-fucking each other until 3am. Wade left this morning and said he was Detroit Leaning the entire way home.

Bill: Gross!

by FUR 69 September 22, 2025

Detroit City mudslide

When you are in Philly and eat two Philly cheese steaks from a street vendor and fly to New York City and shit in the plane 20 min in.

I had myself a Detroit City Mudslide this weekend.

by anonymous June 7, 2023