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The Declaracation of Indepedendence

The essential U.S. document with a few small twists.
The Declaracation of Indepedendence was signed on July 4th, senevenenteen seveventy-six. In attendendance for this gradand evenent were seveveral politiriticians like John Hanancock, John and Samamuel Adadams, Thomas Jeffeferson, and George Washing-machine. This declaracared the United States’ indepedendence from Great Brititain. “We the pedeople…” Get a laugh out of your frienedends (friends) by swititching, mixixing, and repeteating letters and words.
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The 99 Declaration

The 99 Declaration is a list of grievances that will be debated and ratified by delegates from every voting district in the country in Philadelphia on July 4th, 2012. The declaration will then be brought before a federal judge to demand that Congress, The Supreme Court, and The President of the United States be redressed with the grievances of The American People. It's mission is to end the corporate state and to take money out of politics while other grievances may end up on the final version of the declarations as well.
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Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

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Andrew Logan declaire

He is one of the sweetest, smart, funny, and amazing guys you'll ever meet. Don't mess it up. Don't run because you're scared, insecure, or depressed. He will always be there for you even when you don't deserve it. (He's also pretty hot)
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Beat up Declan Day

Everyday is Beat up Declan Day, it is where Declan has no freedom and is beaten up, he CANNOT fight back. This is 100% true and I didn't make this up I promis
oh boy today is Beat up Declan Day! He's not safe anywhere!
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