The guy with the sweetest plum.
Swaggering mother fucker. Past wife experience overcompersating for the marginalization of time in his kids life.
The daddy is the Disney dad behind the curtain with that snowwhite voice
Bikini model. Reverse karma happens folks.
Swaggering mother fucker. Past wife experience overcompersating for the marginalization of time in his kids life.
The daddy is the Disney dad behind the curtain with that snowwhite voice
Bikini model. Reverse karma happens folks.
Tony is the Disney daddy. He landed Kat
Aka sweetest plum. She has that snowwhite voice and rocks a bikini.
He is making up for lost time.
Nothing like seeing the dog from the shelter underdog all hellter shelter
Disney daddy you rock.
Aka sweetest plum. She has that snowwhite voice and rocks a bikini.
He is making up for lost time.
Nothing like seeing the dog from the shelter underdog all hellter shelter
Disney daddy you rock.
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“Girl, I blacked out last night because that Drink Daddy was so damn fine, I just kept ordering more.”
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other definitions include;
- if you haven't changed your kids diaper yet.
- you nodded reading above definition.
- tossed around the idea of writing a parenting manual before you procreated yourself.
- you define spending a night alone parenting your child as "babysitting."
- other variations include; dnoob
other definitions include;
- if you haven't changed your kids diaper yet.
- you nodded reading above definition.
- tossed around the idea of writing a parenting manual before you procreated yourself.
- you define spending a night alone parenting your child as "babysitting."
- other variations include; dnoob
Example #1 ------
Guy: Well, honey! Do you want me to breastfeed the baby for awhile!
Honey: You may have moobs, but it doesn't work that way Daddy Noob.
Example #2 ------
Doctor: Nurse, my forceps.
Nurse: Sure thing!
Guy: Babe, this Doctor is jacked, he has forceps.
Girl: Tell me your joking dnoob.
Guy: Well, honey! Do you want me to breastfeed the baby for awhile!
Honey: You may have moobs, but it doesn't work that way Daddy Noob.
Example #2 ------
Doctor: Nurse, my forceps.
Nurse: Sure thing!
Guy: Babe, this Doctor is jacked, he has forceps.
Girl: Tell me your joking dnoob.
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