Doctor

One who goes to school for 16ish years only to have no idea what is wrong with you.

We went to the doctor and he had no idea what what wrong with her.

by dylcryayd August 7, 2008

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A man or woman who claims to be an expert but just milks you of your money and practices extortion.

He charged me $4.75 for a cup of coffee! Who does he think he is, a doctor?

by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005

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A person who fills you up with and attemps to analyse you behaviour

'How are you feeling today?'
'...................'
'okay more prozac

by nothingness July 15, 2004

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Spiderman's enemy from the amazing spiderman

Frequently incorrectly called the lizard by fuckwits

for those who want to argue its simple math 1 HES A FUCKIN DOCTOR 2 HES A FUCKIN LIZARD 1+2=DOCTOR LIZARD

mike - my fav character is the lizard
john - no your favourite character is doctor lizard you autistic fuck

by DOCTORLIZARD June 16, 2009

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dobio

a crazy ass mofo with a big dong who bans peeps for no reason.

Dobio is one wack ass foo who is gonna get popped again if he step outa line. Ima put my gat in his wach ass mouf if he dont stfu. loljkdobioplzdontbanifyoufigureoutwhoiam

by Biblo Baggins July 7, 2004

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Facebook Doctor

A person, usually the tin foil hat or university of life type, who bases their medical opinions on minimal credibility sources on Facebook rather than listening to the advice of actual medical professionals.

They are typically conspiracy theorists and do not believe in wearing masks.

I saw some dumbass facebook doctor saying masks were brought in so the government can control us

by FF29 October 13, 2020

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