jack disease

A condition popularized by Robin Williams's role in the movie _Jack_. A person with the "jack disease" is an ugly, ugly 20-something who looks like they're fifty. To be avoided at all costs.

Damn! That Swiss girl is fucking ugly; she has jack disease!

by Javier Hdz May 19, 2006

Kraft Disease

1. when ones cock is bent at an angle.

2. when one can masturbate and have sex with his belly button at same time.

As Kris was getting licked by courtland, he couldnt help but laugh at his Kraft disease.

She was directed away from the stinky mexican only to notice his kraft disease.

by Poisson December 16, 2005

Poker's Disease

A disease where you uncontrollably go onto Facebook and poke every single one of your friends. This is usually a result of boredom.

I saw my friend on the library computer the other day, suffering from Poker's Disease.

by thecrazymonkey March 5, 2009

Crohn’s Disease

A disability that makes you poop yourself uncontrollably and violently.

My homie Ben has Crohn’s Disease…… he poops himself violently.

by Crohn’sBoy November 3, 2021

Luke Disease

the coolest disease to have. if you have it your awesome and every one wants it

"hes so cool" "yeah he has Luke disease"

by lukes bff June 6, 2018

Smileytardo disease

1) the act of smiling like a retard

1) the kid had a nervous twitch in his face which made it seem like he had smileytardo disease

by jblazenyc January 14, 2009

The Alex Disease

A phenomenon on Discord in which you use too many reactions, constantly delete your own messages, and even turn into a bot. Not contagious, but effects on other users include annoyance, increased staff, and lack of communication. Don’t know why those infected haven’t been banned, but they should. Very dangerous.

bran#5553: this bitch keeps reacting and deleting her messages!!
anna#6969: she must have the alex disease

by churchgirl6969 January 29, 2021