Molasses daddy

A sugar daddy of the Southern persuasion. The classiest sweetener for the classiest sugar daddy.

Louisiana lady: Oh Beauregard where are you?!? Where is my suave molasses daddy to come and pluck my rose from my family garden?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

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Drink Daddy

A male bartender that makes you weak in the knees. Anything he serves will satisfy you because he looks damn good doing it.

You’ll know he’s a drink daddy when you naturally say “Daddy, can I have another?”

“Girl, I blacked out last night because that Drink Daddy was so damn fine, I just kept ordering more.”

by Drink daddy December 24, 2018

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Orange Daddy

Meaning Trump. During the election, Milo Yiannopoulos made everyone feel uncomfortable calling Trump "Daddy" & "Orange Daddy" and it was one of the highlights of the 2016 election cycle.

"Orange Daddy will not be responding to questions from CNN!"

by Suck it bitch13 January 11, 2017

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Pog Daddy

Epic Sex-God

Gen Z: Oh my God, I need to find a POG Daddy for tonight
Millennial: What language are you speaking?

by The lucky guy April 15, 2021

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puff daddy

By far the shittiest excuse for a rapper ever known to man. He rips off other peoples music and over-dubs extremely shitty, bland lyrics over the top of it.

Puff Daddy, P-diddy, Sean Combs.
I don't give a fuck they all suck balls!

by Deeez Nuuutz July 4, 2003

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Daddy Noob

the informal but non derogatory term for a first time fathers novice and inexperienced disposition of parenting, often resulting in embarrassing moments and public humiliation of said "noobness" that can either cause great laughter or deep sympathy for his fathering future.

other definitions include;

- if you haven't changed your kids diaper yet.

- you nodded reading above definition.

- tossed around the idea of writing a parenting manual before you procreated yourself.

- you define spending a night alone parenting your child as "babysitting."

- other variations include; dnoob

Example #1 ------

Guy: Well, honey! Do you want me to breastfeed the baby for awhile!
Honey: You may have moobs, but it doesn't work that way Daddy Noob.

Example #2 ------

Doctor: Nurse, my forceps.
Nurse: Sure thing!
Guy: Babe, this Doctor is jacked, he has forceps.
Girl: Tell me your joking dnoob.

by DaddyNoob.com August 21, 2012

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