Old King Clancy

A sexual act where the receiver of doggy style has a tie in their mouth that is tied to a hockey stick held in one hand by the giver. The stick can optionally be used to spank the receiver. In the other hand, the giver pours maple syrup in to the open (gagged) mouth of the receiver. The position is an homage to the hockey player King Clancy who played for the Senators (tie) and Maple Leafs (syrup).

She was a freak in the sheets and super Canadian so I gave her the Old King Clancy and that's how I met your mother.

by UrbDict2513 November 30, 2022

Coup Clutz Clan

Proof that leftists can't meme and will call anyone and everything a white supremacist, while ignoring the fact that their beloved Biden tried to keep a black person off the SCOTUS bench by manufacturing a fake rape lawsuit and called the efforts to stop segregation " a racial jungle "

Emily ACAB BLM (Xi/Xer): Oh no the racist Coup Clutz Clan are trying to steal the election, anyway here's my onlyfans.

by Othmannnnnnne January 5, 2021

clank clank

the opposite of bling bling.

Fake metal jewelry/diamonds. clank clankin skank.

did you see that cracka? he was totally clank clanking

by psychokittyn February 10, 2004

clanger

A suet pudding, from Bedfordshite. Similar to a Cornish Pasty, but with a savorury filling at one end (usually meat) and a sweet filling at the other (usually jam)

I ate a clanger for my tea.

by Mark Brown September 17, 2006

Reborn Clan

A Jedi Acedemy Clan. Apparently This Clan was founded by the one and only "Darkdefier" Although his full name can not be given out, his clan alowes laming and n00bs wich is suprising for a clan of such quality. The Reborn clan consists today of hackers,noobs and generally full of village idiots.The founder has giving sleected members of his group "council" wich is admin powers to the clans official server. What I have relised thru many years of research is that these "council" members and darkdefier himself, are n00bs hiding under the power of admin.

Reborn Clan example of there "noob like" behaviour.
Darkdefier (F):hey this guy is pretty good at fighting duels.
Sythe(C):yes ....we should kick him!
Randomer:hey dont kick me all i did was beat u fairly in a simple duel!
Darkdefier(F):sory ! its for the clans protection...
<<Randomer was kicked>>
Sythe(C):lol what a noob....
*in reality members names are written like so- .:R3:.EvilHood <<possible hacker?

by Squiblepop December 29, 2005

Calan

Calan is the type of person to bully you then try and make out with you bc he doesn’t have any girls. Calan is also the type of person to be friends with a kid named khanye and suck on his 7 inch dick on a daily

That kid is friends with khanye, he must be a calan

by BigBrollicBlackDude January 31, 2020

the dutch clan's comendation's

Every year, the dutch clan has a grand ceremony to recognize the "officers of the year"

The awards given are: the HEROIC AWARD, the award for the most courageous dutch member in batle. the BOOST AWARD, the award for the members who has proven himself to be the worthiest, and that has advancewd the highest levels in the dutch clan. and the last award the DUTCH MAN OF THE
YEAR. this is the best and most honorable award in the ceremony, whoever wins this usually is promoted to a high ranking. The last dutch man awards were given out in May 5th, 2005. There were many great dutch men out there, and anyone could of been picked for any of the 3 awards. But since there were so many great doitch men, and so many talented young loyal followers, the HONORABLE doitch MASTER NETO, decided to add 2 NEW dutch awards. These awards are: the ACADEMIC DUTCH AWARD, every 1st of the month the dutch men have to take a series of challenging tests of their knowledge of the world and the dutch clan. whoever has the highest GPA in the end gets this award. and theres the CONQUERER AWARD, this award is almost as significant as the dutch man of the year award this award is given to whoever led their armies to the most batles and won. here are the percentages of increase of status in the dutch clan that each awards gives. the HEROIC AWARD gives out 18.3% increase status, the BOOST AWARD gives 19.1% increase status, the ACADEMIC doitch AWARD gives 30.9% increase, the CONQUERER AWARD gives out 37.4% increase status, and the DUTCH MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD gives out an enlumbrant 50.1% status increase. so far the winners of each award are as followed: heroic award= felipe serpa, boost award= Marco, academic award= Aman, conquerer award= Chris, and for THE 44TH TIME IN A ROW!!!!!! THE WINNER OF THE DUTCH MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD IS...... MARCUS BERGES!!!

ps. they didnt let me put dutch alot, so doitch is the same thing as dutch

by NETO!!!!! May 6, 2005