cyber sacked

To get cyber sacked is to get fired from your job via email / a social networking site

Guy: Dude, I just got a message on Facebook from my boss telling me I've been fired!

Man: Lol, cyber sacked!

by Jake.99 January 7, 2009

cyber toke

The act of smoking pot simultaneously with a far away friend while chatting on line in real time. This originated with normal on line chats, but it can also apply to video chats and even text messages.

"Hey bro, I think a cyber toke is in order, grab your sack and lets rip some chronic after the countdown!....3....2....1...." exhale!

by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010

Cyber Looser

A person who spends so much time on a computer/online that they have totally lost touch with reality and have lost all there social skills.

Chris: Hey Rob, ya wana go grab a burger and a beer?
Rob: Naw, I cant cuz my Chicken Parmesan in Cafe World/FaceBook Is guna be ready in a 1/2 hour.
Chris: Wow, you'd rather do that than hang out with me?
Rob: Yup..!
Chris: WOW dude! I never realized that you were sutch a "Cyber Looser"

by chriskola January 5, 2010

Cyber Cyphe

The act of smoking marijuana while web chatting with other people who are also smoking marijuana.

They all got so stoned during their cyber cyphe they just looked at the webcam and laughed.

by Maximus Aurrilius IV September 25, 2010

Cyber Crushing

Even though your talking to another person you have never met your starting to devolp feelings.

Bro, I'm cyber crushing on this chick from Kansas. Where did you meet her man? A matching website

by Laxarcher13 January 11, 2017

cyber stroke

when you see something so baffling you think you've downloaded a stroke

Is a bot going crazy or am i having a cyber stroke?

by Great Fortunato July 25, 2018

Cable

A religion that believes in masturbation, stoners, sex before marriage etc. Wanna become part of it? There, now you are, no church, no money needed, no hassle, just go with the holidays like jerk off a horse day.

Karen: christianity will always accept you if you try to wash yourself from your sins!
Eric: nah, I already got a religion called Cable! Now go play soggy biscuit with yourself

by Cable-priest May 13, 2019