Cryptic Cunt

When somebody writes a cryptic message, ie a status or a blog post, about you. You know it's about you but they don't mention you. Therefore they are being snide and are too scared to mention your name.

You fall out with a friend because you slept with her boyfriend and the next day they post this message on a social network site -

"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.

by Rhiannon Crave July 29, 2012

Metro Cunt

An attractive woman who lives in a big city, but is void of any redeeming character traits (I.E. shallow, selfish, uneducated, petty, materialistic, politically and socially ignorant). Due to their physical appearance, they are able to obtain easy moderate paying jobs with little to no responsibilities. This allows them to fund their true passion; shopping, drinking, and looking for rich husband to support them.

"The dating scene in New York City sucks. I'm tired of all these money grubbing metro cunts"

by Dr. Malcolm June 22, 2012

Yeasty cunt

A thrush infected vagina.

A word used to describe a slut.

That bitch had a yeasty cunt.

Did you see the look on that yeasty cunts face.

by montberger May 12, 2014

nuclear cunt punt

When the girl is cumming and you shove a burning candle in her cunt cake and kick it with a steel toed boot.

Last night my wanted to try something new... so I gave her my nuclear cunt punt!

by victoria i have a atomic camel September 19, 2016

jack cunt

The biggest cunt alive, ever

(Adj,. Military origin, esp Aus. Mil.)
(Soldier 1)"That maggot over there lost the sacred game of Soggy Biscuit, and refused to eat it!"
(Soldier 2)"Fuck that slowcummer-laggard, what a Jack Cunt!"

by d1zk0 July 15, 2016

Weak cunt

Someone who is weak

Anthony Smits is a weak cunt

by Coldbold June 30, 2016

nae cunt

Scottish slang for ‘nobody’

‘Nae cunt like ye fuckin fat egg mate

by Barry is a nonce October 20, 2017