Dirty carleigh

A dirty carleigh consists of a bicycle pump needle being inserted into a person's butthole and another person pumping it while the inflated person drinks Sunny Delight

My God, my intestinal sounds after that Dirty Carleigh was so scrumptious. *Chefs kiss*

by Dwight's left pepperoni nip May 17, 2020

Edward Cullen

Famed through the despicable, abomination that is the Twilight series, Edward Cullen is an emotionally abusive character that is created so that normal males in the real world will never live up to Stephanie Meyer's picture of the ideal boyfriend through her incessant ramblings about how "flawless" he is. His lover is Bella, the weak and needy Mary Sue of the story, otherwise known as Stephenie Meyer portrayed in her deepest fantasies. I am female, and I think these books have a negative effect on female teenagers and develope unrealistic expectations.

Edward Cullen: "I watch you sleep and come into your room without you knowing ever night. I also really want to kill you."
Bella: *moans* "Do me. Please, I want you so bad! *inner monologue* his perfect lips, his flawless eyes, his angel body, sparkle sparkle sparkle his skin is like marble im blushing im blushing again oh wait i tripped you want to get married? sure ill get married if that means i can bang the crap out of you. and then ill get pregnant at 18 and name my demon baby Renesmee. what a lovely name, dont you think?

by dont make me vomit. July 29, 2010

Edward Cullen

The hottest guy no lemme rephrase that; vampire to ever walk the planet.

characteristics:

Drop dead sexy
Gorgeous
Hott
Funny
Perfect
Has hott brothers
Hott
Hott
Sexy
Hott
I think you get it ;)

Edward Cullen has a hot brother named emmet and a hotter Brother named Jasper

by want2go2artschl February 20, 2009

edward cullen

a teen that was turned to a vampire in 1918 by carslile because he had the spanish Influenza he sparkle like diamonds plays the piano is a vampire the hottest/sexiest man on earth in love with bella swan collects cars

edward cullen
vampire

by luv the cullens March 27, 2009

Carley

Carley- the most beautiful, outstanding, perfect, loving person you’ll ever meet! Ugh you wish you were her!

Man: who is that perfect women over there?
Man: oh her, that’s Carley!

Man: no surprise there!

by Just dance January 17, 2021

Edward Cullen

1. A vampire fron Stephanie Meyer's Twilight.

2. The most irresistable man/vampire alive.

3. Every women's fantasy.

4. Every man's worst nightmare.

I wish I could be Bella Swan, so that I could spent eternity with Edward Cullen.

by iLuhhEdward<3 May 26, 2009

Edward Cullen

One Of The Main Characters In Stephenie Meyers Book Twilight!!! He Is A Totally Loving Hot Kind Strong Amazing Boy/ Vampire And He Loves Bella Swan The Main Character Of the Book!!! He Has Raised The Standards Girls Have For Boyfriends All Over The World!!!!! He Sparkels In The Sun.... Could It Get Any Better?

Boy:Hey Wanna Go Out?
Girl:Do You Sparkle Like Edward Cullen?
Boy:Who?
Girl:The Vampire From Twilight!!!!
Boy:Oh You Mean That Book Girls Love? Of Course I Don't Its Fictional!!!
Girl:Then I Can't Go Out With You, I Love Edward And Vampires That Sparkle!!!!
Boy:Dam Wish I Sparkled Thats The Tenth Girl To Turn Me Down With That Reason This Month!!!!

by ILoveEdwardCullen March 14, 2009