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Red Couched

Its where your left leg is on the arm rest and ur right leg kneeling on the seats, and constantly getting penetrated by a penis On a red couch with jewels and diamonds in the United Kingdom. Also known as getting royally fucked.
I just red couched Victor at the garden party
by yuqg on IG May 27, 2021
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sick couch

A couch that a sick person lays on until they feel better. Healthy individuals must find somewhere else to sit, as a sick couch is reserved for a sick person. To convert a couch to a sick couch, add a blanket and bed pillow. A sick couch should be within reach to a table that holds some or all of the following items: tissues, ginger ale, pain reliever, chicken noodle soup.
I'll be on the sick couch for the rest of the night.
by sick girl2 March 14, 2011
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Couch Patting

Couch Patting is when you are so munged out at a gig you pat the couch to get a girl to sit next you rather than string up a conversation. This Couch Patting has been coined by a young man named Arnold. He has perfected this couch patting in such way it has allowed him to spend an entire weekend with the coolest chicks around and has provided him with friend recommendations in Sydney.
Let's go to the Techno for some Couch Patting tonight!

I hope I get Couch Patted tonight!
by Nita81 October 17, 2011
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Couch Games

When a group of friends or family get together and enjoy multiplayer gaming on a console.
Some friends and I just enjoyed some couch games on the new console.

This Wii-U console has multiple games that can be played for a Couch Game Experience.
by GameBoy09 July 2, 2014
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couche face

when your face looks like a couche couchie head
by niggablacuz January 13, 2008
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ass couch

A couch which was ejected from your anal cavity by way of your bowels due to an increasing amount of laughter.
Not a whole lot, that dude over there just laughed so hard he shit a couch - Ass couch
by Bhoulio September 29, 2010
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couch money

The left over change caught in the cusions of the couch that you search for when you are broke so you can buy cigarettes, beer, or gas.
"Yo, I aint got no smokes. I'm broke as hell so I'll hit the couch money."
by Justin Timbe October 3, 2007
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