Someone or a group of people who have little to no understanding of the concepts behind the functionality of Crossfit and thus feels the need to bash it due to ignorance.
Guy 1: Wow crossfit sucks, I don't see how you can call it a workout without spending hours on end at a gym (globo gym).
Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.
Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.
by VE007 February 6, 2010
Get the The Almighty Couchmug. A couch that has the ability to cause a women to act whorish when sat on. -A most valuable piece of furniture-
by poopy tacito September 3, 2009
Get the Whore Couchmug. To couch chug is to chug the crevices of a couch as one would normally “beer” Keeva is the world Champion at 10min 13.58sec
by Keeva Rules December 21, 2022
Get the couch chugginmug. Some friends and I just enjoyed some couch games on the new console.
This Wii-U console has multiple games that can be played for a Couch Game Experience.
This Wii-U console has multiple games that can be played for a Couch Game Experience.
by GameBoy09 July 2, 2014
Get the Couch Gamesmug. by niggablacuz January 13, 2008
Get the couche facemug. A couch which was ejected from your anal cavity by way of your bowels due to an increasing amount of laughter.
by Bhoulio September 29, 2010
Get the ass couchmug. The left over change caught in the cusions of the couch that you search for when you are broke so you can buy cigarettes, beer, or gas.
by Justin Timbe October 3, 2007
Get the couch moneymug.