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jonathan cook

he is the lead singer of Forever The Sickest Kids. he's from texas, he drinks arnold palmers like your dad drinks beer.

his favorite sports team is the dallas cowboys.
most people say he's a pedophile, which might be true, but he knows his limits. he's incredibly attractive and very talented. his talking voice is very unique. there's no one else with that voice : in a good way. he also likes to say GLORT, and settin it off.
ZOMG THERES JONATHAN COOK! I MUST GET A PICTURE!
by demilovatoslover March 7, 2010
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Rice Cooker

When you fart in the hot shower and the steam brings a strong smell of shit up to your nose. Similar to the Dutch oven but in the shower.
"I just gave my wife a rice cooker in the shower"
by JCR75 August 22, 2015
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Dane Cook

The Seth MacFarlane of stand-up.
Dane Cook has been often criticised for his material theivery from other comedians.
by amethyst May 19, 2007
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Bu-Cocky

A game played with roommates or otherwise in which two or more same gendered, straight people feel like getting a little frisky. Meaning these people, upon the opportunity are so desperate to get some action that they say fuck it, and fuck each other.
Roommates Sergio and Juan Miguel are sitting on opposing sofas and start to get bored. Juan Miguel spots Sergio looking un-normally . Juan Miguel, "sergio, are you sleeping?, do you want to play, bu-cocky?" The balls are now in Sergio's court, as he is in control and can take bucocky where-ever he wants.
by crazy eyed killa June 8, 2011
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cocky douchebag

A man who thinks he is hot shit despite facts.
See Jp Jordan for a real living demonstration
by Craven January 31, 2005
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cocky

having a muscular body type and posture
Na I ain't messin wit dat man, he too cocky.
by sosocheer April 8, 2009
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dane cook

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
by celluloid lollipop September 17, 2008
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