contrite

feeling or expressing remorse or penitence; affected by guilt

( Contrite ) feeling or expressing remorse or penitence; affected by guilt

by joestpaul March 18, 2014

Controller fap

1. Pressing a button on a console controller rapidly.

The chainsaw battle in Gears Of War 2 made me Controller Fap.

by Bweeman August 22, 2010

contact munchies

Being in contact with someone or someones who have smoked marijuana, and have the munchies. and start feeling hungry without smoking marijuana

i was hanging out with my friends after they smoked and i got contact munchies

by Mcini11389 January 5, 2009

pull out contest

When at least 2 males dispute on who has the bigger man meat, they are forced to engage in a pull out contest, where they pull out their dicks and have a contest as to who's is the biggest.

"Dude my dick is wayyyy bigger than yours"
"No man my shit's like an anaconda"
"Well lets settle this! Pull out contest!"

by crazynancy May 17, 2010

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings'

a novel way to start offering advice and easy solutions to complex problems

Example 1:

I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.

ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be

Example 2:

what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'

Example 3:

How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...

by Peter Greenwall March 2, 2011

contact

Shortened form of "Contact High," which is getting a high from secondhand marijuana smoke.

Larry hung out with his stoner friends last night and didn't smoke, but he got a contact just from being around them.

by James A F. August 12, 2005

face control

From "feis kontrol", a Russian klub colloquialism of the English words "face control." Your "face" is your level of wealth, beauty, power, social standing, and overall desirability.

Feis kontrol is the power of the velvet rope, originally referring to the surly bouncers at the most exclusive Moscow klubs. It can literally refer to club door personnel, or it can be used figuratively to refer to some ideal social arbiter.

"I'd love to go to (exclusive club), but I'd never pass face control there."

"What is she doing here? Someone call face control!"

by supermagic8ball September 26, 2009